You will have the obsession of staying with your baby 24/7. You can never miss his first word, his first hiccup and even his first fart. Better be prepared with your camera and vid recorder for these rare moments.
New parents never want just anyone to hold their baby. Babies are fragile! Don't you know that your baby's the descendant of Bart Simpson. If he's as crazy as he is, you just have to endure, mom and dad. Just remember he will not always be like that, or so I thought.
Every minute on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, you can't just have enough of that cutesy. But, your friends had it already and they just want you to stop. So please, there's still tomorrow to post everything.
Well, you better tell them to mind their own business. Every mom and dad has his/her ups and downs. I mean come on, this just happened and they're kind of surprised that it happened!
When you only want to snuggle with it all day long. Even the most hateful person will change into an angel once he sees that bundle of joy. A baby is something that can change the world so go ahead and multiply!
Being crazy is normal when you get a baby. Sometimes, you'll feel a different person, the one that goes to a mental institution. And that is just it, you decided to have it and now you suffer the consequences.
